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what he is -exclamation point- by SpazzyNinjaSpork, literature

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what he is -exclamation point-

he's pretty, like new grass stains or homemade haircuts or holding hands, or lightning storms. wait! masculinity! he's handsome, like brand-new suit jacket or remembering an anniversary or music, or autumn. wait, personality! he's funny, like ironic-funny or the funny that makes soda come out your nose screaming and you can't tell if you're crying because of laughter, or because god, that hurts. he's when you know what to say, and he's bright red cheeks like gatorade. he's peeking over the fence to see if the grass is really greener, and then: my god. it is.

crazy girl by SpazzyNinjaSpork, literature

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crazy girl

i had a run-in with a crazy girl today. it was raining, and she had on a bright blue raincoat and obnoxious yellow boots, and she was screaming into the wind like a maniac. she was on the hill. my hill. my favorite place. and so i asked her, as i came along behind her, "what are you doing?" and she responded, as she threw her arms out wide and a gust of wind blew her hood off her face, "i'm remembering what it felt like to fly." i sat down beside her, and she fell into a sitting position beside me. "did you ever fly?" "i did not," i responded, pulling out a camera. i never took any pictures, it was just an old habit of mine: have a camer

upon flowers by SpazzyNinjaSpork, literature

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upon flowers

there was a daffodil field in my backyard. and there wasn't any point not to. i ran through it, screaming, watching white petals float around me they'll come back down like tear drops. screaming: "I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY, TOO!" but then the wind picked up my wishes - and i watched them bob away, caught on a breeze. i will make the sun hear me. or tomorrow i might try again.

carbon footprint by SpazzyNinjaSpork, literature

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carbon footprint

she sat there sucking on her cigarette, sporadically gnawing on her straw, outside the seven-eleven, where i had first caught a glimpse of her. her eyes were half-trapped in a memory. and beneath the moonlight, giant tub-like cup of coke chilling the insides of her thighs, pretty brown hair swirled back clamped to her head like a toddler clinging to its mother-- she sat there, clutching the pavement. she puffed, two, three, four. "my carbon footprint is a shitload of cigarette smoke. it's not even a footprint anymore, christ, it's a cloud." her other half came around, and they held hands in her smil

just a part by SpazzyNinjaSpork, literature

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just a part

She followed me out of my dorm room, trotting just far enough behind me to remind me of a toddler. It was a Saturday, thankfully, so I didn't have to lug her still-slightly-drunk (yet perfectly proportioned) ass to any classroom. Though I stick to the thought that she would have skipped class had it been a weekday. And then she made a noise. A faint, sharp inhaling noise. After having shared such a long and bizarre night together, I recognized it as something I should be taking heed of; and so I turned around. Her eyes were crinkled by brick-colored cheeks. She whispered, "I didn't dream last night." I couldn't respond quickly enough. "I

extended no. iv by SpazzyNinjaSpork, literature

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extended no. iv

i miss you like the rainbow misses the rain. sometimes more, sometimes less, but even the faintest of pitter-pattering on my rooftop gets me giddy like a child. i can't sleep. i don't sugar-coat myself for you, and you think it's funny, so i laugh. should you think to, you're welcome to laugh along. and when i think about the future, i wonder if you'll be there; but then i shut my eyes to overcast skies and sleep away these cloudy days. this grayscale heart of mine-- dipped in past and previous, never, ever the present. my memory is delayed and detached. i'm a broken record saying these

musings of the moment. by SpazzyNinjaSpork, literature

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musings of the moment.

"i do not hate you, sir." if i can just push all the words i want to say out my head tack them to the edges of my mind, like a collage of memories, maybe that phrase would not fall upon deaf lips; silence lifts those who bear it up. they trace the sun on wax paper take it away from the light, and have the moon. don't crumple up your drawings, darlings, you can still color in the outlines and paste it in the sky. you know what, today's pretty words are bullshit. you have no cause to tell me about your crumbly life, and yet you do anyway? sinner, snake, slut, what makes you succumb t

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what he is -exclamation point- by SpazzyNinjaSpork, literature

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what he is -exclamation point-

crazy girl by SpazzyNinjaSpork, literature

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crazy girl

upon flowers by SpazzyNinjaSpork, literature

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upon flowers

carbon footprint by SpazzyNinjaSpork, literature

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carbon footprint

just a part by SpazzyNinjaSpork, literature

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just a part

extended no. iv by SpazzyNinjaSpork, literature

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extended no. iv

'best friend level' by SpazzyNinjaSpork, literature

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'best friend level'

"I think mom keeps some hard liquor in the cellar." Her black ponytail bobbed as she descended the staircase. "Like, the hard hard liquor. I'll go get us some." She had that kind of goddess body that you only think is possible through digital enhancement. Circular, full breasts that weren't too big, but weren't just a handful; she wasn't a twig, but she had a nice, flat stomach; an ass to write home about. But I had to keep my eyes at best friend level. That level did allow some leniency, however: the added prefix of "best" entitled me to something. I had met her when she still had braces making railroad tracks along her teeth, and when my

eight poems by SpazzyNinjaSpork, literature

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eight poems

i. raindrops whisper stories every time they hit the rooftops; none of us listen closely enough, though-- we're afraid we'll hear something less-than-wholesome from the pretty condensation. ii. i'm cold right now. but when i laugh, i wiggle about and wind up curled into an s-like formation. a sideways "s", though. she told me - she told me once, that she knew how you felt about myself. i chuckled and shrugged the thought to the side, but-- -- the too long, didn't read version being: i will not hesitate to mull over the what-ifs, but i cannot leave the perhaps for the maybe. one simply sounds more eloquent, my dear. but i se

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May 27
United States
Deviant for 17 years
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Current Residence: o_o Right behind you. Yep. You just can't see me. Don't give me that look.
Favourite genre of music: The kind that says, "LETS BLOW THINGS UP TOGETHER!"
Favourite style of art: The style that looks good. Obviously.
Operating System: Windows something-or-other....XP? I'm pretty sure it's XP. XD
MP3 player of choice: my iPod's name is Patches :D don't ask why XD
Shell of choice: A TURTLE'S SHELL (has no idea what "shell of choice" means)
Wallpaper of choice: o_o my riku one?
Skin of choice: ......wouldn't putting something here make me racist? O_o;;
Favourite cartoon character: P I K A C H U
Personal Quote: "I didn't know what it meant, but I called you a bad thing."

Favourite Movies

Either something hysterically funny, something stunningly animated, or something that made me cry.

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Cobra Starship, The Academy Is..., there's a lot.

Favourite Writers

John Green, Chuck Palahniuk

Favourite Games

Kingdom Hearts 2. *twitch*

Tools of the Trade

A magical Spongebob mechanical pencil, a tablet that lacks a name.

Other Interests

Tetris, and brightly-colored things.

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SpazzyNinjaSpork

Feb 6, 2011

Though I suppose him virtuous, know him noble

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Of great estate Of fresh and stainless youth In voices well divulged, free, learned, and valiant And in dimension and the shape of nature a gracious person. But yet THESE ARE NOT MY LINES. Ffffffffffffffffffffffff I hate watching all of the Olivia scenes just because I have such a rampant jealous heart So also I tumble. I guess that's the verb for tumblr, yeah? And I speak like a Canadian, but that's totally irrelevant. LET ME TELL YOU A JOKE WHILE YOU PUT ON YOUR COAT. I'm not very cohesive coherent lately. fsajdjfjjkldfjdjkfjklsdfa here: waitnoihatethis.tumblr.com I ain't no follaback giiiirrrrl. But I follow a lot, so yeah. Di

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Aug 22, 2010

D, STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS

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Gah, all commercials do these days are ask rhetorical questions. "WHY ARE TAMPON ADS SO RIDICULOUS?" ...I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T MAKE THEM D: JESUS! Anyway, I found this, and I have no life, so: Comment and I'll. . . 1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your dA page for 13 seconds. 2. Tell you which color you remind me of. 3. Tell you my first memory of you. 4. Tell you what Pokémon you remind me of. 5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense. 6. Tell you my favorite thing about you. 7. Give you a weird nickname 8. Tell you what's o

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Jul 27, 2010

WHOAH A JOURNAL!

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HI KIDS! 8D DID YOU MISS ME? Oodles of things have been going on this summer, and I guess they've all come together and taken away my will to write a journal. Let's go over a few of the things, shall we? TIME FOR A (joy + voyage) JOYAGE IN THE LIFE OF KT AS OF LATE~ Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour HOW MANY OF YOU TOTALLY LOOKED FORWARD TO THIS BOOK?! -crickets- ...YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 8D;; But the ending really was fantastic. Well worth the wait. It tied up all of the loose strings I can think of, and properly gave each character their own "send-off" kind of thing. And O'Malley's art style has improved to such a grand extent 8D I'm so f

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May 27, 2013

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